I have this really unattractive thing called my face.

• me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
• me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
• me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
• me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

• normal person: so what do you like to do
• me: watch movies
• normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching movies too
• me: no you don't understand

hommos:

hey i just met you

just kidding i hate people

• me: they're my babies
• person: but they're twice your a-
• me: babies. mine.

my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school in public places

novelconcepts:

youmooveme:

#i wish santana could write gleecaps

#she hates this show more than we do

when there’s a post i like but i don’t reblog it, and then everyone i follow starts reblogging it and it keeps appearing my dash until finally i’m like OKAY FINE I’LL REBLOG IT, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness

anderstan:

i hope you realise just how lucky you are if you’re able to watch glee on your television and don’t have to sit through livestreams every week i swear i deserve a fucking award or something